XP turned Vista

13 08 2007

With the new Vista OS out in the markets, everyone is jumping to get ‘WOW’ed by Microsoft’s latest system. I know there are quite a few of us aren’t too keen into getting a Vista. I believe that the latest OS still has quite a few bugs not worked out and I’m waiting for the multi-billiondollar corporation to release updates first. And also, I’m waiting for more cash so that I can get my computer upgraded to accomadate the system’s high speed CPU demands.

If you’re like me, anxious to get her hands on the latest Vista design, fear not. You can achieve that look too using XP. Introducing, Yahoo widgets!  Widgets come with a whole array of basic functionalities such as a desktop photoframe, a mini quick launch bar, a digital stickypad and heck even E! news available on your desktop everytime you on the machine.

hoover to http://widgets.yahoo.com/ to get your widgies on your compies!

how my desktop looks widgefied:Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us <– clicky for big viewy!

That is only one part! What you can also do is to change your desktop theme. This can be quite tricky if you want to do it manually (only recommended for professionals). What n00bs can do is get a program for it: StyleXP. However, the downside is StyleXP is a spyware program and WILL slow down your computer. If you still want to go ahead with it, you can download it by visiting: softpedia.com and you can get your themes by visiting: www.deviantart.com or www.themexp.org or themeworld.com . You can achieve the dark windows Vista look there and put in the wallpaper, nobody can tell the difference. ^ ^

~:Alexis von C:~





The Chronicles of SF

10 08 2007

SF = short forms, btw!

Welcome to The Chronicles of SF! 1st edition! by author Alexis von C and co-author Nicky Chin!

n3t5p34k (Netspeak, internet language):
lol= laughing out loud
lolxorss= exaggerated lol
rofl= rolls off floor laughing
lmao= laughing my ass off
imo= in my oppinion
idk= i don’t know
iirc= if i remember correctly
afk= away from keyboard
afaik= as far as i know
jw= just wondering
gtg= got to go
ttyl= talk to you later
brb= be right back
wb= welcome back
wbb= will be back (a longer be right back)
asap= as soon as possible
im= instant message
dc= disconnected
omg= oh my god
omfg= oh my fucking god
zzomfgsss= exaggerated omfg
stfu= shut the fuck up
ffs= for fuck’s sake
fob= fuck off bitch
gtfo= go to fuck off
l2p= learn to play
prtsc= print screen
fp= Fotopages
fr= Flikr
da= Deviantart
dc= also Depthcore
ps= Photoshop
ils= Illustrator
fls= Fruityloops studio
ie= internet explorer

Shopping usage:
AP = Ampang Point
KLCC = Kuala Lumpur City Centre
SGWG = Sungei Wang
OU = One Utama
1U = 1 Utama
BVII = Bangsar village 2
CPK = California Pizza Kitchen
RPC = Roma Pizza Club

Geek types:
SMKTM = Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Taman Melawati (my high school)
CCL = Chong Choy Lin (Teacher in charge of basketball club in school)
PK = Puan Khatijah (Teacher in charge of school magazine)
SIL = Sheida, Izzah, Lisa (the 3 bballers who’re always together in bball.)
MPH = Muhaimin, Phraveen, Huari (implying to the most powerful members of the school magazine editorial board)
MSG = Mandarin Speaking Gang (referring to the Mandarin speaking gang in A class)

Various:
IH = Ideal Heights
KJ = Kelana Jaya
IMY = I miss you
ILY = I love you
MYOB = mind your own business
WV = whatever
DH = Desperate Housewives
UB = Ugly Betty
ANTM = America’s Next Top Model
AI = American Idol
STML = Short term memory loss
HTML = How to meet ladies
NS = National Service

voya = von owns you all!!!

~:Alexis von C:~
TO BE CONTINUED… (tbc.. which also stands for to be confirmed)





Spot the similarities?

10 08 2007

Alrights, as usual, I was camwhoring and voila! Here’s the shot! which Joey associated with…

 

What he had said which I’m quoting : the glance , hairstyle , lips even almost the dress XD

Speaking of quotes, I quote the most negative pessimistic comment ever today!

keep ur laughing to urself…” by none other than Shu! aka. Jimmy Choos (Cuz Shu= Shoe and Jimmy Choos= Shoes)

~:Alexis von C:~
Teh lord of quotes!! Don’t mess with me or I’ll quote you!





National Service: 2008 Batch.

10 08 2007

The list is out! Who’s in who’s not! Find out at….

http://www.khidmatnegara.gov.my/interaktif.asp?ic= (insert your IC no here with no spaces and no dashes) &submit=Cari

e.g. http://www.khidmatnegara.gov.my/interaktif.asp?ic=901111145850&submit=Cari

and guess what? I’m NOT in!!! WOOOTTT!!! I wanna go celebrate (seriously, its just an excuse to go out!)
Nicky was jumping around going like:
CAN PHOTOSHOOT, SHOPPING, BIG BREAKFAST KAT DOME (AND THE WAITER OUGHTA BE MISS J!)!!!

I’m overwhelmed .. XD

I’m definately gettin a job during my holiday break :D MONEYYYY HERE I COME!!!!!

~:Alexis von C:~
Is still keeping her fingers crossed..





Negaraku Provocative VideoClip Reviews!

9 08 2007

News has been spread that a Malaysian Chinese artist has remixed our national anthem into a sarcastically written song filled with lyrical provocations.

Hoover over to Negarakuku- NameWee for the video..

Fueled with anger, NameWee conquers a new boundary that no other Malaysian has ever dared throttle on before. In the first verse, he takes out our police forces’ bribing ettiquette and tears it apart:

“When the New Year is near, they seem very hardworking,
They will take out their pens but they won’t open the ticket;
Because they are too thirsty, they need to drink tea,
And also some black coffee, want some more sugar?
And if added more sugar, they’d smile more happily to you,
They’d even say TATA when you’re about to leave.”

In the second verse however, the man chews the Muslims’ practices:

“In the early 5 o clock in the morning,
There is a morning call to wake me up;
Sometimes a few sings together,
Just like singing a love song;
Sometimes the voice gets twisted like an R&B song,
Although sometimes, they sing until they get out of key;
Or sometimes they sing until they chock,
Some of their voices sound like a cock but they’re earlier than a cock.”

Now, that was way above the borderline. He has no rights to thread over people’s religions in such a manner and if he had any respect for himself and others, they would not have done that. I’m no Muslim myself but I believe that you don’t just go around poking fun at people’s religions like that.

And next, he stabs our country’s Bumiputra (Malay) rights:

“Please don’t blame the government for only taking care of the bumiputras,
Please don’t blame the government for being unfair to us;
Only this shows that our chinese are not afraid of working,
Only this leads us to find our own way out;
Don’t be surprised by their judgement,
Only this shows that we’re outstanding.”

Those rights may seem unfair but it is an agreement from the beginning of the formation of Malaysia that all races agree to the special rights given to them and we do not complain about it. His failure to comply with that shows how shallow/ignorant/irrational he is. And please do not put Chinese in your songs, it automatically associates the whole race to your… useless course of action.

After the following chorus, he raps another verse about our government:

“Those people inside the government department, they’re even more brilliant,
Whatever they’re doing, they can take it slowly;
Even if those people are queueing up and yelling at them,
They still feel as free as they like;
Sometimes even bringing out their own cakes,
They eat their nyonya cake while you continue queueing;
Even if you really yell at them,
It’ll be alright cuz the security guard is sleeping and he wouldnt care.”

Well, at times I do feel like our customer service could be drastically improved (not implying to our gov. department and as a disclaimer, the only time I’ve been to the gov department was once when I was 12?) however, I doubt they’ll be slowly taking their time when there’s so much chaos going around. I think NameWee is only exaggerating on things due to his pointless anger and frustrations.

As he continues on, he wastes no time and cuts to the practice of the Muslim women of wearing a headscarf:

“They wrap up their heads, slowly crossing the road,
You have to let them cross and be careful when you drive;
Most importantly, to live happily and comfortably,
Don’t be like the chinese, everyday so busy and god damn tiring;
We really admire this kind of attitude,
This is their style, their way of living.”

Well, like he said.. Their style. Therefore, that means that everyone have different styles of living. That guy just finds every single nonsensical value to take out on them Malays.

And finally, he criticises the government for not paying attention to Chinese students who graduate high school with top results and not granting them entry to the local Universities. That is one of the most logical thing the man had said throughout the song. It has even been reported in the local newspapers.

Well, to give him minimal credit, at least he does make a point to state that not everyone will find his song very entertaining. I didn’t for sure. He is a bad image for us Chinese and it is just irrational and immature to go on insulting others’ practices.

~:Alexis von C:~
Need a freelance reviewer?





Wise words

9 08 2007

Today, my ‘godly’ teacher told me:

“Practice makes perfect..”

and I told him..

“Nobody’s perfect!”

~:Alexis von C:~
Is twisted..





Today: 7th of August.

7 08 2007

School was alrightss.. I’ve pretty much made up my mind about something and accepted myself. I don’t know if the friends and (hopefully) hordes of fans would accept the real me but heck, if they ain’t down with it, they ain’t MY friends.. They’re the friends of a chick who happens to have my name and physical traits.

But anyways, Cat had me all figured out today.. She has to be such a psykohlogist sometimes.. Grr it pisses me off.. :p just joking, my dear pussy! and what she had said about Rueben was kinda true. The one person whom I couldn’t take his egoistic shit was actually a pretty bearable guy today. Maybe I misunderstood that guy? Haha never be with Rueben when he’s around his gang..

Accounts was soooo drowsy and will knocking today.. I was at least doing something productive (studying Chemistry during Accounts) and recruit my Club members!!

and after that, we had Chem extra class! from 2-5! 3 hours!!! I tell you, I’ve exhausted ever last ounce of remnants of my willpower in order to stay conscious and though this may seem unbelievable but I DIN’T SLEEP!! haha..

And just to clear things up,

1) I DO NOT break hearts for a hobby (especially that of a friend’s)
2) And I may fool around but only if I know that nobody’s gettin hurt from it or it’s already a mutual agreement…

My current obsession:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR0eXZQD10g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCMvAJZuh3M <– another vid (not as good but the guy’s an eyecandy)

my only question is.. why’s it called la solitudine (the loneliness) when she’s gonna do a duet?? but I still <3 Laura..

~:Alexis von C:~





Alexis got herself a new program!

5 08 2007

It’s Corel Painter IX!!!!

Well, everyone knows Adobe Photoshop CS3 is to touch up pictures and do a wide range of art (but not its speciality), Adobe Illustrator CS3 is for vector and artwork. Well, Corel Painter IX is to (omg! no waii!) PAINT!!!

First few hours with the program, I got myself this:

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us <— click for bigger image! I shalt name it… House over the sunflowers!

After more hours of painting it, I drew Nicky’s ribbon (omg! noooo waiii!!)!!!

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us <— thumbnail.. click for fullview! It’s called Nicky’s ribbon! This is one for Nicky whom posted the pic on her photo galleries available on the blogrolls.

Right after that, I have …

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us <— its clickable ^ ^ you know you want toooo. This one’s (pathetically named) WHEATSSS (with the triple sss for ‘attitude’).

~:Alexis da Vinci:~
previously known as Alexis von C!!





Rants and vents

5 08 2007

I know lately, it’s been one emo post after another but I have been thinking a lot lately and I have no other portal to ventilate my feelings and inner thoughts. Also, it truly helps friends and (if there are.. I do hope there are..) fans to understand me better. While it is important for a person who wants to bond and be understood to pour his/her soul out, we don’t actually do it.

 

When I picture myself 10 years from now, I picture a designer room in a condominium. I’ll be coming back from work and taking off my designer blazer and tossing it on the couch. I’ll be walking to my designer kitchen and opening my refrigerator, searching for potentially edible dinners before giving up and popping a can of beer instead. Then I would stumble on my lovely designer couch and turning on my 40+ inch television watching maybe some sitcom (whatever sitcoms that are popular 10 years from now.)

If you add 10 years to my current age, I would be 26 (or 27) already. Now, most women of that age would probably be married. Family life with me? Haha.. I realized I never actually wanted to live a family. I know, you’ll probably be saying, “So you wanna spend the rest of your life alone?” or “Haha, you say that and you’ll be the first to have a family with kids..” Now, I’d tell you something: I never wanted a life partner and I never wanna ever have a kid.

It’s a feeling of dread and probably a deep fear. If you were to be in my family, you’ll probably understand that fear. I would never wanted a life partner because I don’t want to turn out like my dad.. I would never wanna ever have a kid because I don’t want to turn out like my mom. I can’t run away from genetics and unconscious emulating of the people close to me. I don’t know about my brother though. He seems pretty well off and he lives a pretty normal life.

But I’m guessing it all comes naturally. I mean for a 16 year old right now, all of those seem overwhelming and you just back off. Hopefully it comes naturally though.

~:Alexis von C:~





Renewal.

2 08 2007

All this while I’ve been really down (but NOT low). Today’s been a real rough ride. I found out something that had left me feeling betrayed (but not devastated.. I’m that insensitive). I had known it for awhile but I never knew that it’s happening near me. If you wanna know what that is, you may ask me in school or through MSN. This is way too dangerous to relay on a website where everyone can publicly view. I learnt that from Nick’s experience with blogging!

Anyways, I’ve been feeling rather empty, uninspired and unmotivated lately and I think it’s the exam pressure. I realised today that my japanese class is my theraphy (gotta love the hippie JT!). Everytime I go there, I feel very destressed. My JT teacher was so excited and eager to set me up with a guy, Kenji (original name: Kenny). According to her, he’s 18 and very ambitious. He apparently does magic gigs and earns easily up to 500-1000 bucks per gig. And he’s saving the money in order to persue his education in Japan.

Well, all I can say is.. he aint my type.. Though I have learnt one thing from that experience. If some ordinary dude can do what he does, I can do it even better! Out of sudden, I’m pulled from my dark hole of emptiness and all I know is.. I WANNA DO SOMETHING! I’m not gonna let my head talk me out of this going like: Hey, you know what? You can’t do it cuz’ you ain’t got the talents. I think that’s my biggest problem. I always somehow put myself down in my head by telling myself I’m inferior to others. Now, I need to work on that and boost my self-reliance. I WANNA GO TO UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND FUCKING WORK THERE!! I think I prefer as a talkshow host (Ellen wannabe!… Sash just said I kinda resemble Ellen… and Kim.. both gay icons…) or maybe… ACTRESS!! huhuhu.. One can always dream..

~:Alexis von C:~
Maybe…