Weapons of Mass Distraction!

Today, I feel dreaded. First of all, there was school. I HATE school. I dread everyday in school. Second, the book which I was reading: ‘Marley and Me’ ended sadly. It just made me feel mortal. But anyhow, tuition class managed to lighten me up!

A friend from CBN (Convent Bukit Nanas, girl’s school) was talking about her friend’s ‘theraphy’.. One thing fo sho.. that ain’t your normal theraphy! It gives you a one way ticket to kiss your sanity goodbye as you head for the assylum. It’s BOOB ENLARGEMENT THERAPHY! Now, we’re not talkin about just investing on high end products and the basic massages here. We’re talking about treating them like your babies!

Yes, LIKE YOUR BABIES (or maybe plants)! Everyday, you’re gonna wake up and say, “Grow bigger, my tits, grow! Flourish!” and you’re gonna go like, “Good morning, babies! You’re looking very big today! Better start growing faster for mommy’s sake!” Oh, it doesn’t end there (this keeps getting better)! You are going to sing to it, you are going to play music to it, you are going to treat it like a seperate entity and not part of yourself. I half expected her to give me a guidebook on ‘Raising your boobies for dummies!’. Then again, since you’re already doing all that, why not start watering them? Or put fertilisers??

Since they’re our baby twins, they must of course have names!  I was thinking it’s most probably not a female baby cuz when it shoots out white things :p. One thing lead to another. I was saying that an all girls school, they’re so mentally derived of the opposite sex that they can’t stop yappin about their weapons of mass ‘distraction’! Yes… They have a shortage of missiles (if you know what I mean!) and all they’ve got are landmines! I gotta say, I’m cool with all those landmines but I can’t help pity those poor missile derived girls.. If they want, they can take all our missiles! I don’t care! Leave me with the landmines and I’m totally fine! But unfortunately, such perfect world exists only up above the clouds.

~:Alexis von C:~
And yea, 13th August marked the beginning of a festival of hungry otherworldly things. Hurray to the whole month long of horror movies.